You know youre really freaking pregnant when...

-You have to scoot and slide out of your car as opposed to stepping out.
-Your biggest pair of maternity jeans literally split in two as you scoot out of said car
-The teenage boy who watches the entire scene of scooting/ripping looks at you like your water might literally break all over his feet and runs away
-You start to eat Tums for desert and REALLY look forward to them
-You walk more in one day than you have in the last 9 months in an attempt to get your baby down and out
-You can fall asleep in the middle of the day no problem
-You no longer need a push up bra because your stomach is doing a fine job of keeping the "ladies" up on its own
-You begin to get really excited when you have bad cramps thinking the pain is from a contraction. Then get really disappointed when you fart and realize it was just gas
-Every time you call your husband, parents or in laws the first thing they ask is "IS THIS IT???" "no:( I just wanted to know what time you were coming home."
-You feel the need to post some stupid status update on facebook each day so your phone doesnt blow up with "ARE YOU IN LABOR???" texts
-Every time you drive past the hospital you look at it with longing for the day youll get to go
-Youve completely given up on trying to eat nutritiously and an entire carton of Ben and Jerry's becomes a perfectly acceptable meal
-You make appointments hoping you wont be able to keep them
-You have to roll out of bed. And you must roll 10 times a night due to frequent urination

Adding one more:
-You get really excited because you feel something wet in your pants and wonder if your water has broken only to realize that it isnt your water, youre just peeing yourself a bit. Darn bladder kicks!


Im sure there are many many more:) All in all Im still pretty darn comfortable so Im not complaining! Im still loving being pregnant, Im just ready to love being a mommy now haha.